Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Two words: blizzard sex
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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