What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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