it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
you would pick up someone in the library
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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