just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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