I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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