Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You pole danced in your parka.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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