about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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