Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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