: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I could have mohawked her pubes.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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