Kiss
Puke
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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