They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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