I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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