Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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