idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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