what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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