Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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