is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
wow bdsm is so cute
soo... how was my night?
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