How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Randomize
