Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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