I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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