Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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