is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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