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That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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