did you get engaged???
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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