If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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