This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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