I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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