Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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