Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You've changed since you got that strap on
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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