school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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