are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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