But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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