"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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