Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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