alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
