Life is so much better after having sex.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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