called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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