No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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