She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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