i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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