Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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