i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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