just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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