Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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