I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
