fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
ttyl tear gas
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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