hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
These tits shall not be calmed
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