I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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