Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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