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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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