Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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