i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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