i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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